There aren’t any holidays coming up really, but why take this down? It’s got a picture of Edgar Winter on it!

OOOOOH YOUR FRIENDS WEDDING!

“But Bob! It’s a week ’til my friends wedding!

I know. But Valentine’s Day is just 11 your friends wedding is 7 days away . Just something to think about if you want to look tan for that special date. Or dates. Who am I to judge? Especially if you don’t tan very easily.

Want to look like this?

Or Like This?

I know who I’d wanna kiss on Valentine’s Day at your friends wedding, and it isn’t Edgar Winter that’s for sure.