ALL THIS WEEK! 25% OFF OF OUR ALREADY LOW PRICES ON ALL LOTIONS!! COME IN AND GET SOME BEFORE THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES.

SALE ENDS      11/22/2009 WHEN I’M DAMN GOOD AND READY.

UPDATE 11/30! All lotions are still on sale! Mainly because the lotion people haven’t said anything, but mostly because I made a sign, and rearranged all the bottles so you could see it, and I’m to lazy to go through all of that right now so there ya have it.

WE’RE GOING BACK TO $4TANS!!!!!!!

NO SIGN UP FEES!!

NO GIMMICKS!!!

NO TRICKS!!!

NO FINE PRINT!!!

PAY $4 AND USE ANY BED!!!

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? $4?

EVEN I HAVE $4!

I added some extra exclamation points too!!!

WE’VE LOWERED OUR OTHER PRICES TOO!!

$29.99 NOW INCLUDES

LEVEL ONE

LEVEL TWO

AND THE STAND UP FOR ONE MONTH

24 hours between sessions for 30 days

$39.99

LEVELS 1-2-3- AND STAND UP (LEVEL4)

PLUS All this stuff below, and anything else I can think of.

(OR YOU CAN THINK OF. WHATEVER, JUST LET ME KNOW)

ANOTHER NEW SPECIAL!

$39.99 FOR TWO MONTHS!!

Includes beds -1,2,3, and 4! (5 is still extra)

Buy one month for $39.99 and get a second month free!

Because of the overwhelming demand for this new plan, tanning has to be restricted to our slowest days…Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday. You can tan on the other days, but you would have to pay the “upgrade” charges to do so. Still a pretty sweet deal though!

NEW SPECIAL!

$20 FOR ONE WEEK ANY BED!!*

*Good for 7 days, Sorry you have to wait 24 hrs, yes to the minute, between sessions.

Custom spray tanning is here!

By appointment only for the time being, unless you don’t mind me doing it. But it works, and looks awesome.

The same owners but a new look!!!!

New beds!!!

Even more exclamation points!!!!

Sorry! Illinois Law requires anyone under 18 years of age, get parental consent before tanning. Don’t blame me, blame Illinois. Don’t worry Illinois is tough it can handle it.