Don’t forget to be our friend over on Facebook! Just look for “Islandtan Bob”
Yeah I know that’s kinda dumb but that’s how I had to enter our name so blame them not me.
UPDATE 7/11! Perhaps you’ve heard we raised our individual tan prices to $5. Well… It wasn’t my idea. We had to because as of July the first Tanning services are being taxed by the feds. I don’t get to keep the extra money, but I thought I could keep the price at $4 and just pay the tax myself,but it just isn’t possible. I’m sorry.
I SLASHED THE PRICES ON ALL THE LOTIONS BECAUSE ONE OF OUR COMPETITORS WAS SNIFFING AROUND AND I NEEDED A NEW WAY TO PISS THEM OFF!!
FOR INSTANCE, LUMINARY WAS $100(!) NOW IT’S $56!! (AFTER 25% OFF)
I’LL LOSE MONEY BUT IT’LL BUG THEM AND THAT’S REALLY ALL I CARE ABOUT
NEW LAMPS IN THE STAND UP!!!
NEW LAMPS IN THE “BIG WHITE ONE”!!!!!!!
So you guys gotta use them a lot because those things are really, REALLY expensive.
NEW AWESOME SUNDAY HOURS!!!!!!
NOW OPEN 11-5PM!!!!!!!!!!
We were opening at Noon but it’s just too late. So… 11 it is!
ALL THIS WEEK! 25% OFF OF OUR ALREADY LOW PRICES ON ALL LOTIONS!! COME IN AND GET SOME BEFORE THEY COME TO THEIR SENSES.
SALE ENDS 11/22/2009 WHEN I’M DAMN GOOD AND READY.
WE’RE GOING BACK TO $4TANS!!!!!!!
NO SIGN UP FEES!!
NO GIMMICKS!!!
NO TRICKS!!!
NO FINE PRINT!!!
PAY $5 AND USE ANY BED!!!
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? $5?
EVEN I HAVE $5!
I added some extra exclamation points too!!!
WE’VE LOWERED OUR OTHER PRICES TOO!!
$29.99 NOW INCLUDES
LEVEL ONE
LEVEL TWO
AND THE STAND UP FOR ONE MONTH
24 hours between sessions for 30 days
$39.99
LEVELS 1-2-3- AND STAND UP (LEVEL4)
PLUS All this stuff below, and anything else I can think of.
(OR YOU CAN THINK OF. WHATEVER, JUST LET ME KNOW)
ANOTHER NEW SPECIAL!
$39.99 FOR TWO MONTHS!!
Includes beds -1,2,3, and 4! (5 is still extra)
Buy one month for $39.99 and get a second month free!
Because of the overwhelming demand for this new plan, tanning has to be restricted to our slowest days…Wednesday, Saturday, and Sunday. You can tan on the other days, but you would have to pay the “upgrade” charges to do so. Still a pretty sweet deal though!
NEW SPECIAL!
$20 FOR ONE WEEK ANY BED!!*
*Good for 7 days, Sorry you have to wait 24 hrs, yes to the minute, between sessions.
Custom spray tanning is here!
By appointment only for the time being, unless you don’t mind me doing it. But it works, and looks awesome.
The same owners but a new look!!!!
New beds!!!
Even more exclamation points!!!!
Sorry! Illinois Law requires anyone under 18 years of age, get parental consent before tanning. Don’t blame me, blame Illinois. Don’t worry Illinois is tough it can handle it.
